is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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