good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
sex on a bike is impossible
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