I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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