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say what?
wanna hang out?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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