just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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