he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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