I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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