Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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