I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"