Whats the glycemic index on semen?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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