R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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