Porn is love you can see.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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