There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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