Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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