how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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