Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
