Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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