Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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