Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Shame - the story of my life.
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