Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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