After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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