So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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