i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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