if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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