The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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