Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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