the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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