I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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