I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You should frame my arrest warrant.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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