She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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