Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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