whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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