Whoa Z and x make the same sound
farters have to be the big spoon...
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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