was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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