So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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