We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
