A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
