Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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