I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
its liver damage thursday
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
