Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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