Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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