Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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