I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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