FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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