so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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