I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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