well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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