i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
there is glitter all over my balls
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