I'm jealous of your bromance
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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