Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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