...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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