I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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