Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
