i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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