I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You need a sexual gate keeper
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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