9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
